Spooky License Agreement
The creepy-ass font wasn’t my doing, nor was it a bug. I have no idea why they chose it, but it’s making me think about not accepting the agreement.
Fat Man Tries to Eat Streetview Cam
Ever since Google released StreetView, I have been patiently waiting for my privacy to be invaded and for my license plate number to be published to the thousands of pedophiles, sociopaths and convicted murders who roam the local libraries public computer lab. Not to mention the downright lunatics who jump on top of your car and try to stuff you into a plastic bag:
There’s another one where a car appears to be getting hit by a train. I’ll post most in a few days.
Ur shud b ah Genius!
I was looking for a way to set the default option for a select element using JavaScript and came across this gem:
Notice that the ExpertsExchange (not ExpertSexChange) website labels this man as a Genius.
Also, the incredible “makeOption” function was defined as:
function makeOption(text){
this.text = text;
}
Fortunately the genius supplied the solution:
Shoemoney Pimps His Shizzle
Was looking around on how the old AuctionAds affiliate links were handled and came across this:
A while later:
Twitter spam.
Lucid Dreaming for Dummies.
I’m not implying you’re a dummy. It’s just that it’s taken me X years to learn how to fully invoke a life-like, realistic controlable situation on cue while dreaming as so I associate you with a dummy by default, because you don’t know. If that sentence didn’t make sense, it’s because you’re awake. If you were dreaming, however, you would have been thrust into the world of lucid dreaming.
Lucid dreaming is being the director of a movie in the year 3012, where dinosaurs have magic and sound waves shake your hand. It’s being abducted by aliens and driving their ship. It’s being able to live out your thoughts, by controlling your dreams. But in order to control your dreams, you need to control when you dream.
Weird Horse Wedding
This was actually displayed on the front page of Yahoo.
Testing something..
Testing something out that could actually destroy the blog.. hopefully it won’t.
Alien Abduction Triple Homicide
I have two good reasons why I haven’t posted in three weeks:
1: I’ve been busy.
2: I forgot the administrator password to this blog, and couldn’t reset it because the MX records on the server are set up weird to accommodate for Google stuff - so I manually changed the password in the database (which turned out to be using a new algorithm in WP 2.5) which messed everything up to the point I had to completly delete my user account on this blog and start over.
Only I couldn’t start over. So in other words, I locked myself outside of the house and figured that killing the people inside would somehow get the door open. I’m clearly Mensa material.
In other news, I found a picture of me floating around the web from 2003.
I have no idea.
Flash Security Risk
I was having some issues with XUL running local Flash 8 content. A warning dialog would appear, which really made my years worth of work look malicious the second someone opened my program.
Anyway the fix was to create the file “myTrustFiles.cfg” within the Application Data directory on the user’s account and fill it with a list of directories that should allow Flash to run.
Hope that helps someone.
